FML + intimacy = ?

Ever have those moments where things just don’t turn out right and you can’t seem to do anything except *sigh* and hate your life? Not ashamed to share with the world your misgivings, maybe in hopes of garnering some sympathy (though, not likely with how cruel most people are these days online). Besides it’s all anonymous these days. Although all the categories on FML cater to a certain audience my favourites comes from the

Here are some examples:

• Today, my best friend who I’ve known since high school is getting married. I’m supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I’ve been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
• Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we “totally banged” all night. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
• Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
• Today, I woke up in bed after staying the night at my boyfriend’s for the first time. We’d had amazing sex that night, so I woke him up by telling him how much I had enjoyed it. He replied with, “Oh my God you snore like a man, let me get some fucking sleep.” FML

Give it a read sometime. The hardships of others has be purposely placed for our enjoyment so no guilt involved :)

Today, my best friend who I’ve known since high school is getting married. I’m supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I’ve been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

Ask and you shall be answered on Formspring

Formspring  is an interactive and customizable Q&A form. It is an open environment where people can ask questions without fear. People are able to create profiles, provide the link to others and allows the questions to flow this. This is convenient for those who often receive questions  from fans, companies, friends, or just random strangers. As the person asking the question you have control as to whether you wish to remain anonymous or create your own profile and have your identity revealed. As the person receiving the questions, you have control as to which questions you decide to answer, what you feel like saying and who gets to see it. For days when questions seem to be sparse, Formspring provides numerous questions for you to answer to fill up your page or pass the time. (click photo for link)

Check it out for yourself and if there’s something you’d like to ask me…feel free :)

Omegle rhymes with beagle or bagel?

Now most people are well aware of Chatroulette and the concept of connecting with people all over the world randomly via webcam/text. It has become a phenomenon especially amongst the perverted or trolls. Well there’s another site that I find more user friendly in case you were getting tired of looking at all the lovely ‘bananas’ on Chatroulette (although I’m sure you can’t get enough) Now this other site can’t protect you from potential trolls, because face it, they’re everywhere but at least you don’t have to deal with their crazy get ups, weird signs, or general visual presence of another person. The chatting/text system works similar to that of msn, only instead of talking to friends, you’re talking to strangers and instead of being ‘nexted’ you can get ‘disconnected’. Same fun, different name. I will admit that I’ve used this site extensively the last little while, both for its true purpose and for the enjoyment of trolling. I wouldn’t mind showing my face if I wasn’t so worried that I’d end up on someone’s youtube video or a victim of a troll to be posted for the amusement of others. So even though omegle has the videochat option, I think I’m going to pass for now.

Someone getting disconnected doesn’t feel as bad a nexted, but i think that’s just my opinion :)